Bald Frog

Here's the question, and after is the answer!: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Well, I'm so glad you asked! I wasn't going to tell this story, but since I know you're waiting...It all started on a sunny afternoon in Provo. Little did we know at the time, but the weather was about to change real quickly (the inversion). If you didn't know, it is the leading cause of sickness on the wasatch front, but don't mention anything to mitchel, she might get a headache. as for the frog, we were walking out in the forest and I heard a sound from behind me. I thought it was going to be a hot girl (because I like those). Unfortunately it wasn't. I saw Brant sitting there with a frog dancing on his lap (he'd say lap dance, but I don't think that's appropriate). It's weird, because it appeared to be a female frog (the hair was a give away, I've never been really good at determing the sex of amphibians, but I assume that because of the blond hair it was of course female...how foolish of me. I should of known what happens when we assume). Anyway, so she (the frog) was talking about lipstick and showing us pictures from her performing days (man did she have nice legs!). So after a while I turned to my friend and asked if it really was a woman (I started to get the feeling there might be a little more equipment down south than what I had originally planned). Anyway, foolish me, it was no woman, and that hair was not real. It was really a wig, and the frog was bald. (all names were changed to preserve the anonimity of those involved).